|Oily/Fatty Snacks:||Kale, leafy greens.
|Soda/Carbonated Drinks:||Actual, literal bubbles.
|Sweet Tea:||A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
|Ice:||The sweet release of death.
When you go to a haunted house, it may seem like you’re being funny by trying to scare the actors or jump out at them when you go through a second time, but guess what? ITS NOT FUNNY.
You pay us to scare you. It is your choice to go, so don’t fucking go through if you’re going to ignore the rules and get too close to the actors as a ‘joke’.
These bruises happened because over the course of 4 hours, several people ignored the instructions that CLEARLY stated that they were to wait in the front room until told otherwise. Rather than listen, they ran into the next room and slammed into me- effectively throwing me into the wall. This didn’t only happen once. It happened ten times at LEAST.
Then we had this asshole who thought that once I ‘died’ for the haunt, he could pretend to kick me to see if I’d moved. I, being used to people abusing me- jumped back and slammed my head into the concrete wall.
YOU ARE NOT FUNNY BY BEING RUDE AT A HAUNTED HOUSE. WE ARE PAID ACTORS THAT YOU CHOOSE TO COME AND SEE PERFORM. YOU PAY US TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU, SO DONT HIT US WHEN WE DO
I feel that this is relevant considering it is October and more Haunted Houses are opening up. I know it seems funny to scare the ‘monsters’ but all you do is hurt real people. So stop.
It’s not even October but I’m still spreading this
SIGNAL BOOOOOOOOSSSSSTTTTT!!!!!!! Now
Faith in humanity at an all time low
In my office there are 6 guys chasing after one girl. 2 of these guys are in serious long term relationships where they share houses.
What the fuck is wrong with people? I swear to god I work with fucking horny teenagers.
Sweaty Betty. Lifted up to 50kg on squats and deadlifts. Probably shouldn’t have. Never mind who needs functioning lower limbs anyway?
#in the vagina
So many people so little time. How can I be talking to so many and having sex with so few?
Throw me a fricking bone!
"Chris [Pratt] never uses a spit bucket. When you do scenes where a character is eating, you eat and then spit it out into a ‘spit bucket.’ Chris just keeps eating. If you see Andy eating a cheeseburger in a scene, you should know Chris Pratt ate like 8 cheeseburgers. I love that guy."