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    What You Crave vs What You Need

    Chocolate:Raw nuts/seeds.
    Oily/Fatty Snacks:Kale, leafy greens.
    Soda/Carbonated Drinks:Actual, literal bubbles.
    Chips/Salty Food:Topsoil.
    Cookies:Freudian psychology.
    Sweet Tea:A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
    Pasta/Carbs:Pasta/Carbs.
    Ice:The sweet release of death.
    — 10 hours ago with 70243 notes
    I miss home sometimes #goat #Belle #Wales

    I miss home sometimes #goat #Belle #Wales

    — 10 hours ago
    #belle  #goat  #wales 
    abridgedcynic:

nebulasnovasandnightsky:

corinnemucha:

I <3 Math.

I’m an adult and I can verify that this is 100% accurate

I can attest that the latter is the adult way of thinking. 4th cup of coffee down the hatch

    abridgedcynic:

    nebulasnovasandnightsky:

    corinnemucha:

    I <3 Math.

    I’m an adult and I can verify that this is 100% accurate

    I can attest that the latter is the adult way of thinking. 4th cup of coffee down the hatch

    (via prettyenoughwordsss)

    — 11 hours ago with 30573 notes

    2ollux-captor-ii2-my-dance2tor:

    useless-worthless-nobody:

    azalea-in-time:

    When you go to a haunted house, it may seem like you’re being funny by trying to scare the actors or jump out at them when you go through a second time, but guess what? ITS NOT FUNNY.

    You pay us to scare you. It is your choice to go, so don’t fucking go through if you’re going to ignore the rules and get too close to the actors as a ‘joke’.

    These bruises happened because over the course of 4 hours, several people ignored the instructions that CLEARLY stated that they were to wait in the front room until told otherwise. Rather than listen, they ran into the next room and slammed into me- effectively throwing me into the wall. This didn’t only happen once. It happened ten times at LEAST.

    Then we had this asshole who thought that once I ‘died’ for the haunt, he could pretend to kick me to see if I’d moved. I, being used to people abusing me- jumped back and slammed my head into the concrete wall.

    YOU ARE NOT FUNNY BY BEING RUDE AT A HAUNTED HOUSE. WE ARE PAID ACTORS THAT YOU CHOOSE TO COME AND SEE PERFORM. YOU PAY US TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU, SO DONT HIT US WHEN WE DO

    I feel that this is relevant considering it is October and more Haunted Houses are opening up. I know it seems funny to scare the ‘monsters’ but all you do is hurt real people. So stop.

    It’s not even October but I’m still spreading this

    SIGNAL BOOOOOOOOSSSSSTTTTT!!!!!!! Now

    (via deceivingg)

    — 11 hours ago with 157785 notes
    things i like (as demonstrated by jensen ackles)

    friendlyneighbourhoodpizzaman:

    • the jaw thing:

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    • the bicep thing:

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    • the arm thing:

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    • the back thing:

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    • the hip thing:

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    • the hip bone thing:

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    • the shoulder thing:

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    • the perky nipples thing:

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    • the butt thing:

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    • the tummy thing:

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    • the boob bouncing thing:

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    • the bowlegs thing:

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    • the whatever this thing is:

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    {Jared Version} {Misha Version}

    (via deceivingg)

    — 12 hours ago with 8572 notes
    Faith in humanity at an all time low

    In my office there are 6 guys chasing after one girl. 2 of these guys are in serious long term relationships where they share houses.

    What the fuck is wrong with people? I swear to god I work with fucking horny teenagers.

    — 12 hours ago with 2 notes
    #rant  #men  #dicks 
    Sweaty Betty. Lifted up to 50kg on squats and deadlifts. Probably shouldn&#8217;t have. Never mind who needs functioning lower limbs anyway?

    Sweaty Betty. Lifted up to 50kg on squats and deadlifts. Probably shouldn’t have. Never mind who needs functioning lower limbs anyway?

    — 1 day ago with 2 notes
    #gym  #me  #heavy 
    anescaperouteofoldroutine:

Third wedding in two months.. Getting tired of this now!

Tire me out please

    anescaperouteofoldroutine:

    Third wedding in two months.. Getting tired of this now!

    Tire me out please

    — 1 day ago with 78 notes

    So many people so little time. How can I be talking to so many and having sex with so few?
    Throw me a fricking bone!

    — 1 day ago with 3 notes
    #in the vagina 
    Might stop following all the beards  #newfollowers

    Might stop following all the beards #newfollowers

    — 1 day ago
    #newfollowers 
    "Chris [Pratt] never uses a spit bucket. When you do scenes where a character is eating, you eat and then spit it out into a ‘spit bucket.’ Chris just keeps eating. If you see Andy eating a cheeseburger in a scene, you should know Chris Pratt ate like 8 cheeseburgers. I love that guy."
    — 2 days ago with 177141 notes