LegpressLover

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t-i-g-e-r-p-r-i-n-c-e-s-s:

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animalstalkinginallcaps:

STAY DOWN, ASSHOLE!

YOU CAME TO THE WRONG BEACH, LITTERBUG.

THAT DROPPING THE WRAPPER SHIT MIGHT FLY WHEREVER YOU CAME FROM BUT THIS IS THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST. PICK IT UP.

AND YOU’D BETTER BE PLANNING TO RECYCLE THAT BOTTLE, YOU HEAR ME?

I BET YOU DON’T EVEN COMPOST.

SCUMBAG.

the-happiestsadist:

firegrowshigher:

Everybody stop everything.

It’s a YAWNING BAT.

#haaay corey

BAAAAAAT!

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socialhustler:

I always do.

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animalstalkinginallcaps:

HELLO? PETERS- HELLO? HELLO! PETERSON?

PETERSON, ARE YOU STILL THERE? HELLO?

I’M SORRY. I DON’T KNOW HOW THIS ‘JAWBONE’ THING WORKS. HELL, IF WE’RE BEING HONEST I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT BLUETOOTH IS, BUT THE GIRL IN THE COMMERCIAL WAS SUPER CUTE SO I PUT IT ON THE EXPENSE ACCOUNT. DON’T PUT THAT IN THE REPORT. DON’T PUT ANYTHING IN THE REPORT. I’M COMING INTO THE OFFICE, I’LL WRITE IT MYSELF. 

ARE YOU STILL THERE?  

PETERSON, SAY SOMETHING IF YOU CAN HEAR ME.

PETERSON?

HELLO!

thelordofthebeards:

cuddle-beard.

collegehumor:

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